Monday, March 10, 2008

Best ginger cookies ever


INGREDIENTS

  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 teaspoons ground ginger
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 3/4 cup margarine, softened
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • 1/4 cup molasses
  • 2 tablespoons white sugar

DIRECTIONS

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Sift together the flour, ginger, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, and salt. Set aside.
  2. In a large bowl, cream together the margarine and 1 cup sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the egg, then stir in the water and molasses. Gradually stir the sifted ingredients into the molasses mixture. Shape dough into walnut sized balls, and roll them in the remaining 2 tablespoons of sugar. Place the cookies 2 inches apart onto an ungreased cookie sheet, and flatten slightly.
  3. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container.

SO GOOD. My personal fave.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Pure genius

Possibly the funniest comic series the world has ever seen. I LOVE Cyanide and Happiness.
http://www.explosm.net

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Don't even tell me you don't love that.

Just say no.

I hate musicals.
Everything about them. How the characters are in totally separate parts of the world, but sing the same song and work off each others' verses perfectly, how dialog is in singing form and is therefore always rhyming, and in reality, there are only 3 tunes being used again and again and again, only with different words (like Baa Baa Black Sheep vs. ABC'S vs. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star). Honestly. And that's considered a form of entertainment?!
True, the performers tend to have fun performing in shows, but keep in mind how much time goes into the preparation and presentation of it. Take me, for example. I've spent about a tenth of the time that a lead character has on the musical, and I've spent about 30 hours in the windowless theatre over the past week. My job is brainless, but necessary. I am the Mic Mistress, pretty much. 5pm-10pm, replacing batteries, handing out mics, taking them back, unmuting the mics of the fools who messed with their battery packs, and the occasional removal of a chair from the stage, just to stir things up.
One show tonight, six to go.